Based on this description, would you (girls) go out with me?

So it won't be a dealbreaker later on, I'm a Mocha Skin; (Filipino to the utmost extent.) Standing at 6'2", I'm around 185, that being, toned down. Among other things, I play the guitar and trombone to a moderate degree. Recently I played at the talent show as a lead guitar player for a band but later on I may switch to rhythm with lead vocals. Since I'm in JROTC, I had to cut my punk rocker hair to "conservative standards." In replace, I mainly wear my fedora or newspaper boy hat. I loooove rock music. It's meh life. My parents say Business and Administration as a major, I say Graphic Novelism. Those listing include but not limited to Avenged Sevenfold, Linkin Park, Sick Puppies, and Three Days Grace. Over 90% of my attire is dark, which usually consist of rock band tees. My converse help my ninja-ness around campus and my friends characterize me as unlike any personality you'd meet, mainly bearing semblance to the late, honorable Rev. My erratic, spontaneous self led me to do maaaany crazy things, including: sucking the ink out of a pen, drinking boiled water thus losing my taste for a week, and losing my pants numerous times throughout the past month. My sense of humor can be summarized as "I put the STD in stud, now all I need is you.", "The hardest part about being a pedobear? Meh weiner. Oh yeah, and fitting in.", and "Is it right to call a mentally handicapped person who's late tardy?". My exgf told me I was the nicest guy she'd ever dated, and possibly the reason why she broke it off. I teared up during I am Legend.