What is more lame? Corvettes or the lame-o's that drive em?

Can you name any other "sports car" that is virtually worthless after 15 years? Don' t come at me with the 924...we ALL know that is junk. The Corvette has got to be the worst built piece of crap to call itself a sports car! Big engine, fibergl body (oh sorry composite), rubbermaid interior, crap for holding value, and a complete waste of money. Do you get a free mullet when you drive off the lot with one of those?